“Stay hydrated, stay exfoliated, stay fit etc etc” girl, I can’t even stay awake
don’t say yes just because you feel guilty about hurting their feelings
[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens
aliens: [slide nasa $40]
nasa: lmao what aliens
nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks
the idea of coming home to the love of your life is so soothing and nice I can’t wait to look forward to that
how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians
hey there should be like a tumblr convention
anyone thought of this yet
why is everyone talking about ball pits
college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.
we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory
Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT